
Samus / Metroid
Samus has all that it takes to morph her bones into a ball and traverse an alien planet. At least someone does.

Little Mac / Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out
Possibly the only 4″7 17 year old boxer that was ever brave enough to fight against men that would kill them.

Kirby / Kirby’s Adventure
Kirby is proof that pink can be a color to terrify as well as be majorly cute.

Dan Hibiki / Street Fighter Alpha (1,2,3)
Who says that a grown man can’t cry? Surely it is not Dan. Dan has perfected the art of masculine tears.

Golgo 13 / Top Secret Episode
Duke Togo or Golgo 13 is certainly the deadliest man that has ever sexed you up.

TMNT / TMNT
The art of the ninja, the smell of the toilet. The TMNT are adept at many different sacred skills.



