Simon Belmont / Castlevania
Simon Belmont fights bravely against all of Hollywood’s famous movie monsters wielding only a whip and hot thighs.
Hugo / Hugo’s House of Horrors
Hugo may not have not much of a personality or expression at all but he has a terrifying mask. And…purple pants?
Thonolan / Kick Master
How many kicks does it take for you to realize that you cannot stop the Kick Master? Let’s let him kick you to find out.
Michael Jordan / Chaos in the Windy City
The other Michael with amazing super powers. Only this one likes to murder train paparazzi. So there.
Joe Musashi / Revenge of Shinobi
The least invisible ninjas harbor the most deadly ninja arts. At least that’s how Joe Musashi feels.
Green Beret / Rush’N Attack
When in doubt, stab. The Green Beret has taken these words to heart as much as the enemy takes his knife.
A Question Of Character 