
Thomas / Kung Fu Master
Thomas is as quick as lighting and as deadly as people named Thomas. But Thomas is not a “hug” kind of guy. In fact, it kills him.

Paperboy / Paperboy
There are few positions as deadly as friendly neighborhood paperboy. Last we checked it’s the number one cause for death in Pennsylvania.

Michael Jackson / Moonwalker
Not only a secret agent but also a fabulous dancer?! Michael Jackson is undeniably the most entertaining operative ever enlisted.

Technocop / Technocop
In the dystopian, nuclear aftermath future of tomorrow, Techno cop will still have his haircut. As well as a gun that turns people into delicious person soup.

Strider Hiryu / Strider
Strider Hiryu carries a sword that only flashes a shining white arc. And if you happen to see it, you can tell all of your friends in the afterlife how cool it looked.



