Episodes 1-5


Thomas / Kung Fu Master

Thomas is as quick as lighting and as deadly as people named Thomas. But Thomas is not a “hug” kind of guy. In fact, it kills him.


Paperboy / Paperboy

There are few positions as deadly as friendly neighborhood paperboy. Last we checked it’s the number one cause for death in Pennsylvania.


Michael Jackson / Moonwalker

Not only a secret agent but also a fabulous dancer?! Michael Jackson is undeniably the most entertaining operative ever enlisted.


Technocop / Technocop

In the dystopian, nuclear aftermath future of tomorrow, Techno cop will still have his haircut. As well as a gun that turns people into delicious person soup.


Strider Hiryu / Strider

Strider Hiryu carries a sword that only flashes a shining white arc. And if you happen to see it, you can tell all of your friends in the afterlife how cool it looked.